I felt bad today because my teacher had a sub so everyone was like where is she and I said she’s dead you know old people get this way it’s just a matter of a broken hip or bad oatmeal and as I was in the middle of talking someone told me it was her seventeen year old dog that died. Then everyone got quiet and I’m pretty sure stopped breathing. Though I have to say I was closest JUST SAYING.
My gym teacher has a really complicated last name it’s like kalseki or I don’t know but this kid name deshawnsha but we call him D was like yo miss can I call you special k.She said no but it was the defining moment of my life.
So, I’m pouring some whiskey, I’m gonna get drunk Yeah, I’m pouring myself some whiskey I’m gonna get real fucking drunk I’m pouring some whiskey right now I’m going to get so, so drunk That I pass out and forget your face By the time I wake up…
Oh and the other I went to olive garden and there was this really attractive waitress so I was like hey gina look but she didn’t see her so I said I’d tell when she showed up again and then she turned the corner and I was like HEY LOOK I though I was whispering but I actually kinda yelled so she looked at me all funny and starting blushing and stuff so I spent the rest of dinner staring at the table :-)
So some idiot at my school made a youtube for the fights at school and now it’s on the news. My school isn’t even that ghetto but now it looks that way and everyone can just make fun of it more. Thanks a lot really. smfh